Never Trust an Atom... They Make Up Everything! - Science Joke T-Shirt
Never Trust an Atom... They Make Up Everything! - Science Joke T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A laid-back, witty tee made for people who love science, clever humor, and comfortable everyday wear. This soft cotton shirt features a playful atom graphic with pastel, hand-drawn orbits and the cheeky line: “Never trust an atom... They make up everything!” It sits casually at the hips with a classic crew neck and relaxed fit, so it layers easily under a jacket or wears solo while teaching, studying, or grabbing coffee between labs. The muted, slightly speckled natural cotton adds subtle texture, while sturdy construction and reinforced shoulders keep the silhouette neat after many washes. This shirt speaks to curious minds like students, science teachers, lab techs, and anyone who appreciates nerdy puns.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and scratch-free wear
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed design
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean